I mostly like cheese and soccer. I play quidditch.

PTFC, LFC, RMCF.

"and then i cried and my tears were roses also frozen yogurt" -- me

 

lascapigliata:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR
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marcelovieira:

In celebration of transfer woes….
A PERFECT happy summery track <333333

(i was randomly ~inspired & wrote/recorded this at like 1 in the morning so i sound tired & this sounds unpolished/unedited. pls be patience some help is going on. ALSO WARNING: this track is LOUD)

Flo Perez: Sell him now, sell him now
Cuz he’s too young now to amount to anything here
Look around
So many shiny new players we can’t give them up now
We don’t need a brand new midfield
but HELL YEAH, WE GOT MONEY

They’ll look so perfect standing there
And the tacky dragon kits they’ll wear
Organize this new team?, I don’t know how
But our roster looks like a work of art
All designer brands nothing Walmart
Youth players are nice, but I don’t care

Get him out, get him out
‘Cause his deadbeat ass only here just to keep us down
Trolling around with his Mourinhista friends so tell me
if I showed you a possible
move to Stamford Bridge to make it optimal
For you to reunite with Mou?
Would you go & leave us alone?

You’d look so perfect standing there
With your Bridgetroll Master Extraordinaire
Take your trashy fans to the Chelsea stands
But the window’s closed and you’re still here
To sit on the bench; braid your beard hairs
Your delusions are cute, now put them on mute

We look so perfect standing there
On the pitch passing the ball nowhere
The rising arch of Carlo’s brow
Says our defense rate is a work of art
Every set play tearing us apart
And I know now…?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pausenkatzen
In 1970 the German TV channel hr (‘Hessischer Rundfunk’) started airing clips showing a family of cats as a filler in-between programmes. The cats belonged to a Frankfurt shelter and were under threat of being put down. After the cats’ appearance on TV viewers called in and all the cats ended up getting adopted. The clips quickly became iconic and are sometimes still shown as fillers today. Following their success, the channel created a new programme presenting and advertising shelter animals.  x

(Source: eppiesue)

samdesantis:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

i love this dog

Oh my gosh

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

These strange indecipherable symbols on Ikea products are apparently actually ‘Swedish’ according to several noted academics who have spent decades studying Ikea