I mostly like cheese and soccer. I play quidditch.


"and then i cried and my tears were roses also frozen yogurt" -- me



I like how the various sport fandoms are starting to make their presence known. I bet there are some curious people sitting on their computers, perusing the sport tags thinking, “They can’t be as weird as the other fan-“





i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating


I never seen a such an accurate gif

Played 593,921 times



even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself

this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already


Via Mario Balotelli’s Instagram, here he is reading “I Am Zlatan” while doing a bunch of other things.

(Source: instagram.com)


it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

Vero skill vs. Boston Breakers // July 20th, 2014

"She twists and turns, she changes direction. Everybody thinks she’s going that way and then she’s the other way. Our team’s got used to that now. They don’t go running in the direction Veró’s running in. They run almost in the opposite direction knowing she’s going to turn out and maybe look for a ball. She can beat you on the dribble. She can beat you with a pass." [ x ]