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"and then i cried and my tears were roses also frozen yogurt" -- me

 

markdoesstuff:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

jean-luc-gohard:

bobbieluvsya:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

oh my god it’s like everything regrettable about my junior high years was given a budget and a video camera

It’s like Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku appropriation phase + the nightmare sequence from Heathers + dubstep made specifically for a mid-2010 car commercial + those kids with cat ears that used to follow me and my friends around in high school + the inner monologue of a middle school girl character written by an adult man.

omg
I don’t even
what

The fact that this hasn’t turned into an international fiasco is blowing my mind

….

there seriously is not any way the above words can prepare you for this

there’s literally a breakdown to someone making sushi for avril lavigne

how

vixyish:

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

And apparently loves tummy rubs!

sourcedumal:

notfknapplicable:

IMPORTANT : I just wanna point out that its STEVE who gets the flirting started between him and Sam at the beginning of the movie.  Sam is just moseying around the mall, going for his run, and this hot guy continually blazes past him had just has to rub it in that he’s totally outrunning him.  And then it’s Steve who stops to chat, makes a teasing little comments, offers friendly competition, and then THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.  “Oh, that’s how it is?”  Steve, you tryin’ to fuck.  We see right through you.

As the movie progresses, it’s always Steve that seeks Sam out.  He goes to the VA to visit him (just to visit, apropos of nothing), shows up at his fucking apartment when how does Steve know where Sam lives? 

Upon my initial viewing of Cap 2 I really saw it as Sam fawning over Steve, but when I think about it, they’re definitely in mutual like but it’s really Steve that’s got a crush on Sam.  Wants him in his life.  I think the fandom has caught on to this as well because the influx of fic I’ve been reading features a lot of Steve being the aggressor towards Sam, and I like that.  I love it.  I want some more of it.

the bolded is the most important sentence in that whole thing yo

(Source: puppysteves)

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

remember how those were my motherfucking tags

(Source: thorinium)

crosby-juice:

kanesus:

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I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY LOOK AT HIM JUST PINNING DAVE THERE AND DES IS STILL TRYING TO USE HIS HANDS TO TOUCH THE PUCK THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED

"I’m just gonna hold you here till the puck is gone and then gently place you back on the ground." - Nice guy Erik

(Source: goldlevskis)